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starters and nibbly bits
CAJUN HALLOUMI BITES 8.9
Cajun spice coated halloumi bites served with sweet chilli dip
HAGGIS BON BONS 8.4 (vegan available)
Wild haggis balls, deep-fried in our own beer batter and served with homemade whisky sauce
SOUP OF THE DAY 8.4 (Vegan)
Soup made daily with fresh and seasonal veggies, served with a side of garlic bread.
Ask staff for any dietary requirement or allergens.WEE/MASSIVE NACHO BOARD 11.4/20.9 (vegan available)
Homemade nachos, served with melted cheese, jalapeños, homemade salsa, guacamole and sour cream
WEE/MASSIVE DIRTY FRIES 13.9/24.9
Chips loaded with cheese, bacon, jalapeños, and haggis (vegan mozzarella and veggie haggis available)
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MAINS
POSH FISH & CHIPS 17.9
Fresh Scottish haddock fried in our homemade beer batter served with chips, pickled onions, peas and tartare sauce
HAGGIS NEEPS & TATTIES 16.4 (vegan available)
Freshly caught Scottish haggis from the Highlands served with homemade whisky sauce
STEAK PIE & CHIPS 16.4
Traditional Scottish steak pie in rich beef gravy in a shortcrust pastry with a flaky puff pastry lid. Served with chips and seasonal green vegetables
VEGAN BALTI CAULIFLOWER & SPINACH PIE & CHIPS 16.4
Chunks of cauliflower, chickpeas, lentils, spinach and mixed vegetables in a spicy Balti sauce in shortcrust pastry. Served with chips and seasonal green vegetables
MAC & CHEESE (V) 14.9
Great mug of macaroni tossed in homemade cheese sauce an served with garlic bread
BUFFALO CHICKEN GOUJONS £ CHIPS 15.4
Marinated in buffalo & cajun homemade marinade, breaded and fried chicken strips. Served with chips and coleslaw
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BURGERS
All our burgers are served with chips and homemade coleslaw on the side with lettuce and tomato garnishes.
ORIGINAL COW BURGER 15.9
Traditional Scottish Angus beef patty
THE DIRTY COW BURGER 17.9
Our original burger piled with cheese, bacon, haggis, onion rings and jalapeños
THE MOTHER CLUCKER BURGER 17.4
Buffalo chicken goujons topped with bacon, cheese, hash brown and chipotle mayo
BBQ VEGAN BURGER (VV) 16.9
Moving mountain burger piled with vegan mozzarella, bbq sauce and onion rings. Served with naked slaw on the side
Upgrade chips to curly fries for £1
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Desserts
DEEP-FRIED MARD BAR 9.9
Truly Scottish! Battered and deep-fried Mars Bar served with ice cream and a shot of Buckfast (for 18+ only!)
Available without the Buckfast for £7.95STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING 7.9
Everyone’s favourite pudding, served with vanilla ice cream.